Even Dr. Evil Had a Cat

Being a hard-hearted cynical ex-New Yorker (I was once asked by a close friend how he too could be be "without emotions"), I like to pretend I'm not also a total softie who's prone to tear up at particularly touching Sprint and SmartBalance commercials. Posting a picture of an adorable baby animal is therefore totally against everything I stand for—a public display of sentimentality that might give people the erroneous impression I have feelings or something.

Blame Christine.

...awwwwww.