Two is the Beginning of the End

(via Londonist)

Michael Buble is Being Stalked by a Velociraptor

(and it's kind of the best thing ever)

Uncle Morty Can't Resist Edging in on a Photo

(Hat tip to Katie via HuffingtonPost)

Today is Clearly Going to Be About Clothes I Can't Have/Wear But Covet Immensely

Like so. That dress is fantastic. The shoes...those I can live without.

Fact: I Hate Posh Spice...

....but damn.

Most of all, I want those shoes. And the ability to walk in them.

(Via Jezebel)

(good morning)

Routemaster by essexdiver via the Londonist Flickrpool.

Even Dr. Evil Had a Cat

Being a hard-hearted cynical ex-New Yorker (I was once asked by a close friend how he too could be be "without emotions"), I like to pretend I'm not also a total softie who's prone to tear up at particularly touching Sprint and SmartBalance commercials. Posting a picture of an adorable baby animal is therefore totally against everything I stand for—a public display of sentimentality that might give people the erroneous impression I have feelings or something.

Blame Christine.

...awwwwww.

Empire Portfolio

Via my dad, Empire magazine has a portfolio of stars recreating iconic movie performances to celebrate the magazine's 20th anniversary. My favorites are Jurassic Park and Zoolander. How about you?