Monday, January 11, 2010

But Could I Bring Myself to Watch It?

In response to Jezebel's coverage of the Palin-Fox agreement, one commentor offers up a vision of what could be:
This could be done right. Let's give her a show where she interviews terrorists and then she says goofy things and winks at the camera while her subjects are befuddled. It can be called "Palin around with Terrorists." Ooh, and she can have a brainy, Middle Eastern sidekick who goes by al-Kafi, and he tries to explain things to her rationally, but she calls him Al Coffee, and always interrupts him to say "just get me a coffee - if I wanted advice, I'd ask for Al Advice." Then she would wink at the camera, and as he scurries for her coffee, she'd get in some product placement and say "Make it a Folger's, none of that half-calf vinny hoo-ha mocha latte ya-ya nonsense for me. We'll leave that for the liberal east coasters!" And then the laughtrack would play. There will have to be a laugh track of course. You betcha.

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